Please stop !

Lack of anything to do has led me to extensively explore orkut. What I have found is amusing, with tinge of gross-ness (sic). While I will try and bring out the best cases of attacks on English grammar that I have observed, it is simply not possible to understand the severity with which some people have molested the queen's language.

This one i found on the profile of a supposed girl, I have severe doubts about the veracity of her sex since the profile pic belongs to an actress. Anyways, the intro goes so :

"ohhhhhhhh. myself a pinkish face (wtf!) girl witha beutifu dimples love to be hang out( wonder how it is to be hang out :O ) with my frends..like to parties and studing tooo....kk ab jada nahi kah saktii....its net"

WTF!!!
ROFLMAO!

Another proposal of a romeo goes this way :

" hie (hie??? , how hard is it to spell hi) actually these dayz i join da orkut and i dnt hve enof friends n orkut thats y i add u ,f u dnt mind can u add me as lyka frind .any way wht do u do and yh we will talk more abt each other after adding me bye cyh"

*barfs*
*again*

Then there are poets :

There are 3 Chambers
in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear?
Sorry no place for u
in my Heart........
bcoz frendz like u
are my Heartbeat..!
if u like this scrap then reply i m waiting 4.
cu later

Jeeez dood, Get a life for gawd sakes !

I love this one :)

Roses Are Red
Violets are Blue,
I have many friends
but I vant to friendship with you.

Hehe...I vant to laugh my guts out to this one :)

I don't know what to say about this one

do u like tooo be a nice friend ship with me!

Some leave the subtlety aside :|

hi anu,
kya aap mujhe apne upar line maarne ki izzazat dengi.. i will be grateful to u!!

The convincer ;-)

hi swthrt..u r looking awsome..wannan be frand with u.. Seriouly speaking u r too gud
Just wanna see u
\Do reply

Killer Franship offer :

♥ Heyyyyyy Dere Gorgeous ♥ Do U Eat MagiC CharmZ ?! Caz Ur loOkinG sO MaGicallY bEautifUl .. neWaYZ whTzuP ?! ♥

I just haven't laughed so much in a while. Who says Indians don't have a sense of humor, man can they make you laugh or what .

Just to top it all, the one that rules all the franship offers ,

Good Morning. Yes I dont knows you. I admires people who wear flats becuase its looks elegant. I am scracping you becuase its first step in knowing you.I just here to make sum gud frnds.If u r not not typical..n feel comfortable coz every one has diff. intellectual so v can b frnds..other wise take gud care Of urz Regards

Heppy franship !