Stoned Racounteur

Monday, January 17, 2005

The damn chicken!

I have just lumbered my way on to the bed after almost falling to the ground laughing. Wondering why? I just read a nice long list of jokes.Now,One of the oldest jokes in history starts with the question “Why did the chicken cross the road”. Each person would answer this question with his own particular mindset. Here are a few such answers.Many personalities here are political, some are intellectuals but all the answers are most lip smackingly goofy! And yeah I added some in the end to add a DIT-touch and of course i have added answers that an engg srud would give!

The question to all of them: Why did the chicken cross the road?

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.


COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.


ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

VIVEK OBEROI
I am still agreeing with my previous testimony that I had recieved several calls from the gangmembers of the chicken about this happening in near future.

SALMAN KHAN
I have called this press conference to let everyone know that I did not make any phone calls to the said chicken.

ARUN SHOURIE
disinvestment of chickens is necessary for the economy to grow

SHAKESPEARE
To cross the road or not to cross....that is the question

AB Vajpayee
Humein................yeh nahin sochna chahiye ..................ki murghi ne rasta paar kiya ki nahin........balki ye sochna chahiyeki usne rasta kyon par kiya..........kya is paar khana nahin tha.......agar nahin tha to ...................is samasya ko jad se hatana yehi hamara dharm hain.

And the following by yours truly……

First year BE student: The seniors told him to.

Second year BE student: (counts the number of chickens, sees 43.Then counts again, sees 15, then again, sees 76.He gives up trying to answer the question and goes back to his glass of vodka)

Third Year BE student: To file an application for low attendance.

Final Year BE student: if(chicken_got_placed)
event=daaru_party;
else
event=off_campus_interview;


some college specific jokes(non DIT junta may not get these)

GADRE
Doesn’t matter why it crossed the road, the important thing is that it is not applying for an MBA.

SENANI
The chicken crossed the road looking for more efficient current conveyors.

BHATIA
The chicken just got placed in TCS!

RAWAT
Sir chicken ke saath ek photo to ho jaaye.


Enjoy!

4 Comments:

  • badhiya brother..nice post.....the nsit ones were gr8..keep up the good stuff..

    By Blogger nitin, at 12:19 PM  

  • hey.. hillarious tht was.....!!keep up the good work..!!
    with my help ..u can do wondeers:P:P..kidding..!!
    See u when i ll get back...!!

    By Blogger Priest of Holocaust, at 12:59 PM  

  • thunku bhaiyon... yaar ghar mein maxx boriyat mach rahi hai...kuch hostel ka plan banaao

    By Blogger Rohit Anand, at 4:10 PM  

  • hey bhai went through your interview, u sucked. givin in all the weirdo answers to da pannel. none of your answers were upto the mark. like for an e.g. you didn't even knew in how many cities does da ET get printed. bad.
    u need to be more specific try makin ur G.K. stronger. your interview shows a sign of weak G.K. try getting straight with ur fact o figures. atleast if u have dem correct you can score something. it seeems u were villing away time in ur interview.

    better luck next time
    sughosh.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:18 PM  

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